ECO-NUT DRIVES GAS-GUZZLING MONSTER TRUCK… & CLUBS PUFFINS ON HOLIDAY!
SHOUTING apocalyptic predictions of global disaster, Josh Patterson helped his Just Stop Oil cohorts bring chaos to central London last week.
It was just one of the many protests that helped heap even more misery on law- abiding workers as the eco- zealots stepped up their campaign against motor cars.
But today Sunday Sport can expose Patterson as a glacier- melting HYPOCRITE.
Because when he is not clogging up traffic on our capital’s streets, Josh owns and drives a gas- guzzling
MONSTER TRUCK – and the pimped- up contraption does a polar bear- melting FOUR miles per gallon.
And that’s not all…
One of the main claims eco- doomsters make is that global warming is killing off seabirds – something to do with plankton and shit.
However, on his summer holidays, vile Patterson enjoys nothing more than clubbing little PUFFINS, Britain’s most- loved seabird.
A sickened eco- pal told us: “Josh likes to think he is one of the movers and shakers of the anti- oil movement.
“But in one weekend alone, his monster truck uses more fuel than an average family saloon does in a MONTH.
“I tried to bring his shitty hypocrisy to the attention of high- ups in the environmental movement but I was accused of being a liar and a wrecker ‘ in the pocket’ of Big Oil.”
It was only when we delved deeper into Patterson’s background that we found his puffin- clubbing antics.
For the past three years he has joined a shadowy group who travel to puffin nesting sites and club the birds to DEATH as they emerge from borrows where they raise their young.
Footage of the bloodbath is posted on the Dark Web – Sunday Sport has decided the imagery is too upsetting to publish.
Puffins are on the Red List of endangered birds and clubbing them to death is a HUGE no- no in eco circles.
Last night a brazen Patterson DENIED owning a monster truck, claiming pictures of him driving the brutish vehicle have been “digitally manipulated”.
Pressed on his puffin- killing misdeeds, he spat: “You’ll be hearing from my father’s lawyers.”
A dossier of our findings will be made available to the authorities.