PERVERT KEPT SKUNK AS SEX SLAVE
A PERVERT who kept a stinky SKUNK in his cellar as a SEX SLAVE had to be hosed down in a police exercise yard because he REEKED so badly.
Cops retched when they went to arrest vile Patterson Mayhew from his run- down house, after “disturbing reports” from neighbours about the 29- year- old’s warped antics.
The police car used to transport Mayhew to the nick had to be deep cleaned and is still out of service because of the lingering whiff of skunk juice.
The stinky tale unfolded as neighbours heard “bizarre noises” coming from Mayhew’s cellar late at night.
Delivery drivers also reported a “godawful stench” from the home.
Fearing Mayhew had a decomposing corpse on the property, cops got a search warrant.
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What they found chilled their souls…
One cop, who asked not to be named, said: “I’ve been at death scenes but the stink was worse than that. Much worse.”
Mayhew tried to tell the cops there was “nothing interesting” in the cellar – making the officers suspicious.
Our informant said: “We got down there and found a goddamned skunk in a cage. And the
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poor darned critter was wearing little skunk suspenders.
“We knew then we’d stumbled on a pervert’s lair – the kind of which we ain’t never seen before, by jiminey.”
Police also recovered “countless” video files of skunk porn from his PC.
A vet found the animal had been “subjected to sexual activity”.
Mayhew remains in custody in Boise, Idaho, accused of animal cruelty and making an obscene recording.
Police spokesman Curtis P. Waterman said: “Boise Police are committed to protecting all of God’s critters – even skunks.”