Sex is a shoe-in with my horny shop customer

Dear Sam, I WORK in a shoe shop and one day a week the stern female manager leaves me in charge.

Recently, I was about to close up for the day when a pretty and well- dressed woman came in.

She was about 35 – 15 years older than me – tall, slim and sophisticated.

She quizzed me about some shoes we had on display in the window, so I asked her to take a seat while I fetched them for her.

They were a red, strappy sandal and when I got back with them she’d already slipped off her own shoes to reveal her pretty pink toes set off with dark red nail polish.

She wasn’t wearing tights – or stockings – and as I lifted her foot to try on the first shoe I couldn’t help but admire her long, tanned legs.

She smiled as she then wriggled her well- rounded bottom on the seat and very slowly parted her silky thighs. I let out an excited gasp of surprise at the sight that met my eyes – she wasn’t wearing any panties and I was staring at her shaven pussy!

Then she said: “How does it look?”

Dear Sam,

I said that the shoe was an excellent fit.

“No, silly,” she said. “I mean my c** t. I shaved it this morning.”

Well, I was totally speechless. But then she said that if I locked up the shop, I could have a closer look.

I didn’t need to be asked twice and dashed to the front door, bolted it and turned the ‘ open’ sign around.

Then I led her to the storeroom at the back of the shop and she quickly unzipped my trousers to release my aching seven- inch cock.

She sank to her knees and took me between her lips, slowly licking and teasing the purple tip.

After a couple of minutes, she stood up and slid off her skirt. Then she bent over a table and parted her pissflaps.

That’s when I got behind her and tried HER on for size – banging away until she was squealing with ecstasy.

Now she calls in every week when the boss is away because she says that I’m the best thing that fits her in the shop!

But do you think I could get into trouble for closing up early?

FS, Birmingham

IF the boss ever catches you out, tell her it’s just good customer relations.

I HAVE a thing about busty blondes in bikinis on beaches and my favourite has always been Pam Anderson.

Back in the day, I was always glued to Baywatch reason and I have all the shows on DVD now.

But when I asked my dumpy brunette wife to go blonde, have a boob job and suggest we move to Newquay, she went ape. How can I get my way?

Sam says… Squealing

on the telly for that

BL, Scarborough

ASK for a divorce and see how she reacts.