My nightclub exploits put pal’s record in the shade
Dear Dani,
I’M a 24- year- old fella and I went out clubbing with my mate the other night.
It was the third night on the trot that I’d been out and I had big bags under my eyes, so I decided to wear sunglasses.
Me and my pal always like to have a competition to see who can pull the most babes in a night.
And to be honest he usually wins – but not on the night I wore my shades.
Ready
Girls kept coming up to me and asking if I was famous and, as you would expect, I told them I was.
By the time we were getting ready to leave the club I’d alread copped off several times, while my mate hadn’t managed one.
Then, right at the end, a pair of stunnas started chatting to me. They were sure they’d seen me on telly. They invited me back to their place and it wasn’t long before had both of them slurping on my rock- hard dick.
And I really couldn’t believe my luck when they broke off from pleasuring me and started on each other.
My eyes were nearly popping out of my head – good job I was still wearing my sunglasses – as they licked and sucked on each other’s nipples at the same time as fingering each other’s sopping fannies.
And when one of them went down on her pal I thrust into her doggy style. I slapped her arse playfully, which she really seemed to enjoy, as she licked out her friend’s shaven pussy, lingering over her swollen love bean with her darting tongue.
And then I got them to swap over and I f** ked the other girl as well.
It was the best night’s shagging of my life and I couldn’t wait to tell my pal all about it the following day.
But when I phoned him he was pissed off because I’d left him in the club. He said he didn’t believe me anyway and he hasn’t spoken to me since. What should I do?
Dani says…
GIVE him a go of your sunglasses.