Emma’s a perty woman!
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AFTER becoming outraged at the way farmers and growers are treated by the major British supermarkets, Dave Watson decided to start buying all his grub from independent sources.
But his first experience of a posh so- called “farmer’s market” has sent him scurrying back to Sainsbury’s, Tesco and Asda…
Because of a huge COCK in a meaty pie! Freelance diversity coach Dave, from Biddulph, Staffs, said: “I was reading that Britain’s farmers get a pretty raw deal from the supermarkets.
“Their dominance of the food trade means the supermarkets can pretty much dictate the terms with which they buy in produce from growers. And as you can imagine, those terms are not generous.”
So when Dave read he could buy direct from farmers at a nearby market, he jumped at the chance.
Exposed
He said: “I explained my reasoning on my blog and live streamed my visit to the farmer’s market on social media.
“I was surrounded by lots of people from the countryside, so I was exposed to some pretty disturbing far-right views, but I soldiered on.”
After finding that not much quinoa was grown in north Staffordshire, Dave bought a £ 7.99 steak and onion pie and made his way home.
But it was only when he warmed the pie in the oven that he got a nasty surprise…
Because a COCK, with finely- crafted GLANS and
BOLLOCKS rose out of the crust.
Dave said: “In effect, I have been subjected to indecent exposure. If this were Scotland, I would report it as a hate crime.
“I don’t know why I expected anything else of the far- right farming community.
“This is an insult!”
GORGEOUS Emma Phelps certainly has specs appeal.
And the 26- year- old, from Bolton, said that blokes LOVE her cute pink nips, too.
She said: “I’ve not g ot the biggest boobs, but lads seem to love my nipples. They’re fascinated by them. “They are also very sensitive!”
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