When you get used to doing it that way, it feels really amazing

THE pub is a great place to meet old mates, relax and have a laugh over a few drinks – they’re the lifeblood of social life.

Sunday Sport caught up with two party- lovin’ babes who love some booze and a good gossip, and we’ve even got them to spill the beans on their sex lives!

Here we get the lowdown from a pair of saucy stunnas from Sunderland…

BUM SEX

JOANNE: Why are blokes so obsessed with sticking their willies in girls’ bums? That hole is for one thing only. KEELY: Don’t you ever think you’ll try it?

JOANNE: Possibly, when I’m about 40, and normal sex is rubbish… but not before then.

KEELY: Well, I absolutely love it. When you get used to it, it’s amazing and it will give you a thrill like you’ve never had before. You should try it and see!

WILLY SIZE

JOANNE: I never thought willy size mattered until I had a nine- incher. I thought I’d died and gone to heaven when I first saw it.

KEELY: So did it live up to your expectations?

JOANNE: Yes, it was so big I couldn’t get it all in, but it felt fantastic. The bigger the willy, the better it is. KEELY: I once had a 10- incher. I was terrified when I saw it for the first time because I thought it would rupture me. I can honestly say he was the best shag of my life though.

JOANNE: Have you had any tiny ones? KEELY: No, they have all been at least average. Since I had the massive one, I won’t sleep with a guy if his willy is less than eight inches.

OUTDOOR SEX

JOANNE: Have you shagged in any strange places?

KEELY: Probably the time I did it with my boyfriend behind a kebab shop down a back alley.

JOANNE: Why there?

KEELY: We arrived home and I had lost my house keys, so I couldn’t get in. We couldn’t wait to get back to my boyfriend’s place, so we nipped up the back alley instead. It was so exciting. The only bad thing was the smell of chip fat.

JOANNE: I once had sex in the middle of a bush with my boyfriend. We were drunk and thought it would be fun. KEELY: Was it?

JOANNE: It was cold but we had a great time. People walking past were shaking their heads in disgust, but we just found it funny.

FAKING IT

KEELY: Do you fake orgasms?

JOANNE: Of course, I don’t know any girls that don’t. It’s the courteous thing to do when it’s going on too long and you can’t be bothered shagging any more because you aren’t going to have an orgasm.

KEELY: I’ve never faked an orgasm. If they don’t give me an orgasm, I just tell them they better buck their ideas up or they’ll find themselves single. JOANNE: Do they not get offended? KEELY: Just a bit, but you should be guaranteed an amazing shag next time you sleep with them.

FAVOURITE POSITION

KEELY: I prefer having really slow, passionate sex to it being rough and fast, because it’s far more fulfilling. JOANNE: So what’s your favourite position? KEELY: It’s doggy- style all the way for me. It’s great, because even if the guy is a minger you don’t have to look at him.

JOANNE: I like doing it slowly too, but I think it’s more fun when you shag standing up. It makes the sex a bit more challenging, but it’s worth the effort.

FIRST- TIME SEX

KEELY: Was your first time having sex disappointing?

JOANNE: Not at all, I had an orgasm on my first time. I was 18 and did it with my boyfriend in a hotel in Mallorca when we were on holiday. KEELY: Did it go to plan?

JOANNE: Yes, we had candles and everything and I had an orgasm just before he came. It was perfect.

KEELY: My first time was awful. It went on for ages and I didn’t get close to coming.

JOANNE: How old were you?

KEELY: I was 17 and did it with my boyfriend in my bed at home. He was experienced and went at it like a train. It was actually a massive relief when he came, because it was quite painful.

THREESOMES

JOANNE: Have you ever had a naughty threesome?

KEELY: No, but I’d jump at the chance if I was offered one. I want to do it while I’m still young.

JOANNE: What, with two blokes? KEELY: Yes, in fact, I don’t think I’d

even stop at two blokes. The more the merrier. It’s the kind of thing you’ll only do once in your life and it’d be great to experience it.

JOANNE: I don’t think I’d want to have a threesome. I know loads of blokes who’ve had them and they loved it, but the girls I know who have done it told me they later regretted it. I don’t think it’s for me.

DRESSING UP

KEELY: I never thought I was kinky until the first time I dressed up. My boyfriend bought a doctor’s outfit and I bought a nurse’s outfit when we were out shopping and we tried wearing them that night.

JOANNE: What was it like?

KEELY: It was hilarious but sexy at the same time. We had sex five times that night, so I suppose you could say it had a positive effect.

JOANNE: The last time I dressed up I wore saucy lingerie that I bought specially for the occasion. It put me and my boyfriend in the mood for hot, rampant sex.

KEELY: Is there a certain outfit you’d really like to wear for your fella? JOANNE: Yes, I’d like to dress as an air hostess. I’m sure that would turn him on.

KEELY: I think next time I would go for a French maid in stockings and suspenders.