Our blockbuster romp in kinky sex cinema

WELCOME to the World famous Sport Agony page! No other newspaper’s agony aunts can offer the level of advice – or experience – than our own Agony Angels! This week AVA DALUSH has been reading through your letters and emails. Here’s her advice…

ME and my busty wife are both 27 and we’re really into swinging.

She’s bi- sexual, so I have enjoyed a number of great threesomes – with her and other babes in the past.

But last month we did something really naughty.

We went to a cinema that was showing hardcore porn.

All around us single blokes were wanking themselves silly and the sounds of groaning filled the theatre.

I got on my hands and knees and started sucking on my wife’s clit.

She soon orgasmed and then tossed me off.

Then she spread her legs and hooked her knees over the seat in front of us.

Five fellas then took it in turns to tongue out her slippery hole while she sucked me off.

It was fantastic – but on the way out we noticed my boss from work had been in the cinema at the same time as us.

And when I next went into the office he quietly told me that now he wants a go on my missus but she’s not up for it cos he’s a right porker.

I’m worried he might tell everyone at work our secret. What should I do?

Ava says…

JL, Hants

HE was the one wanking on his own. He’ll stay quiet..

Dear Ava,

I RECENTLY got divorced after being with my miserable bitch of an ex- wife for six years.

It was never a great marriage and to top things off I couldn’t perform properly in the bedroom.

This dented my confidence and I had to move in with my brother.

To get my sex life back on track, whenever I got the chance I chatted up my lovely female neighbours.

I’d been there for less than a week when a gorgeous brunette from across the road invited me in for a coffee.

Nosh

I sat in the living room and she came in with the drinks, and then asked if I fancied a nosh.

I said yes and she told me to get my trousers and undies off.

After I’d stripped and sat back on the settee, she took me to the back of her throat.

And it didn’t take me long to explode down her neck.

Then I pulled off her knickers and went in head- first.

I then entered her dripping love- cave and banged her almost senseless.

Since this delightful incident I have slept with a total of seven of my neighbours.

And three of them believe we have something going.

Am I being disloyal to these women?

Ava says…

YES – but at least you’ve got your sex confidence back!