In the end, I was literally begging him to do it harder

THE pub is a great place to meet old mates, relax and have a laugh over a few drinks – they’re the lifeblood of social life.

Sunday Sport caught up with two party- lovin’ babes who love some booze and a good gossip, and we’ve even got them to spill the beans on their sex lives!

Here we get the lowdown from a pair of saucy stunnas from Croydon, south London…

FAVOURITE SEX POSITION

LOUISA: I like going on top because it feels good and I love being in control during sex. On top you can hold his arms down and really let him know who’s boss. What about you?

MELANIE: I’m a bit boring really, but I like a man being on top because I like kissing during sex.

LOUISA: Do you like other positions? MELANIE: Oh yeah. Don’t get me wrong, I love being adventurous and trying all different kinds of positions. Sex is supposed to be about fun and trying new things, I love it.

ONE- NIGHT STANDS

LOUISA: I’ve had a few one- night stands and I really like the excitement of them. Have you ever had one? MELANIE: Actually, I haven’t. I just like the man to wait before he gets to sample the goodies I have to offer. LOUISA: Really, have you never been tempted?

MELANIE: Yeah, but I like to get to know them first. What was your best one? LOUISA: I pulled this fella in Magaluf and I went back to his apartment and had wild sex. We did it in every room and it lasted for hours. We were still at it when the sun came up. It was great.

LESBO LOVING

LOUISA: Have you ever fantasised about getting it on with another woman? MELANIE: No, it has never appealed to me. I think I like men too much. LOUISA: What if your boyfriend wanted you to have a threesome with another girl?

MELANIE: I would probably punch him. I should be enough woman for him. Why, have you ever done it with a girl? LOUISA: No, but I reckon I might be tempted if I was horny and really drunk. I have kissed one of my friends for a laugh when I was hammered. It was good fun.

MELANIE: Who would be your ideal woman to try it with?

LOUISA: It would have to be Charlize Theron. She is just so gorgeous and I would love to kiss those beautiful breasts and big lips.

MELANIE: Mine would be Jessica Alba. She is just perfect in every way. Gorgeous.

BEST SEX EVER

LOUISA: What was the most exciting shag you have ever had?

MELANIE: I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but I had amazing sex on our kitchen table in our last flat.

LOUISA: What! I ate on that table. MELANIE: I know, I’m sorry but it was just the heat of the moment. He ripped my clothes off and he took me over the table. It was wild. What about you? LOUISA: I was driving this fella in my car and he said he wanted me there and then. So we pulled into an industrial estate and had sex in the back seat of

the car right there in the car park. It was really exciting because there were lots of people around and we could easily have been caught. MELANIE: I agree, there is something hot about doing it somewhere you can get caught. It’s a real turn- on.

SEX FANTASIES

MELANIE: Have you ever carried out a fantasy?

LOUISA: No, I have been pretty boring in that respect. But I would love to have a threesome with two men, and preferably one of those men would be Johnny Depp.

MELANIE: Really? You are a dirty girl at heart aren’t you?

LOUISA: Not really, but I do love sex and having one man is great so two must be even better.

MELANIE: You like dressing up, don’t you?

LOUISA: Yeah, I like dressing up for my boyfriend. I’ve been a sexy French maid and a nurse, the usual. It makes him happy.

WILLY SIZE

LOUISA: So what is the biggest willy you have ever seen?

MELANIE: Well, luckily for me, it has to be my current boyfriend’s, it is absolutely huge. It is about 10 or 11 inches, it is eye- wateringly massive. LOUISA: Blimey, what did you say when you saw it?

MELANIE: I went “Woo- hoo, this is going to be fun”.

LOUISA: Mine was about nine inches and, believe me, size does matter. It felt so much better than a small willy. MELANIE: Yeah, big ones are much better, sorry fellas.

SPIT OR SWALLOW

MELANIE: Spit. I don’t like the taste and it has a lot of calories in it. I’ve got to watch my figure. What do you do?

LOUISA: Swallow. It just seems like the polite thing to do and it is less messy. MELANIE: Don’t you think the taste is horrible?

LOUISA: No, it doesn’t bother me. I think the men enjoy it more if you swallow.

SEX TOYS

LOUISA: I’ve never had a sex toy, would you recommend one?

MELANIE: Definitely, I love them. You can get these things called play pumps, they are brilliant and make you really hot. Why don’t you have one?

LOUISA: I would like one, but I’ve always been embarrassed to go to a shop to buy one. Maybe I need a bloke to buy me one.

MELANIE: You should definitely get one. I have hours of fun with mine when my boyfriend isn’t around.

LOUISA: OK, but you’ll have to buy it for me!

BUM FUN

MELANIE: I’m going to shock you now, because I’ve grown to love having anal sex. What about you?

LOUISA: No, I have never tried it but I’d really like to give it a go, when I meet the right guy.

MELANIE: Well, we’d had a few drinks and he just came right out and said let’s try it. And I agreed! He was gentle and got into a good rhythm and I suddenly felt this incredible excitement. In the end, I was begging him to do it harder!