My 2016 resolution was ‘no more blowjobs’ – but by half past midnight I had a cock in my mouth

A WARNING TO ANYONE MAKING A NEW YEAR PLEDGE

BARE TO BELIEVE: Kinky Kirsty is promising no more resolutions I’M A REAL SUCKER! Kirsty loves oral sex MILLIONS make New Year’s resolutions only to break them a couple of weeks into January... but it took Kirsty Maiden less than 30 MINUTES to break hers.

While plenty of folk will pledge to shed a few pounds, cut back on booze or save more money, Kirsty decided she would have less ORAL SEX.

The saucy 28- year- old, from Bristol, promised to give up BLOWJOBS in 2016 after dishing out her oral skills to more than 200 fellas in 2015.

However, the horny minx managed just half- an- hour before she succumbed to her habit and had yet another cock in her mouth.

Kirsty said: “2015 was a wild one for me, I’d just become single and was going through men like there was no tomorrow.

“It was incredible and I developed a real taste for cock. I loved sucking blokes off and seeing them in such pleasure because of my tongue and mouth.

“The best nights were when I gave out double blowjobs – having two cocks fill up my mouth was something else.

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“But by the end of December 2015 I worked out I’d sucked off more than 200 blokes to completion and made a promise to give up blowies in 2016.”

But by half past midnight, Kirsty had broken her vow as she was on her knees licking another fella’s cock in her mum’s bathroom.

She explained: “My mum had a New Year’ s Eve party and I was determined to stick to my no oral resolution.

“But as the clock struck midnight, my mum’s sexy neighbour walked in and as soon as I saw him my knees went weak.

“We’d both had a few to drink and it didn’t take long before I led him upstairs to the bathroom.

“I whipped down his pants and his hard cock fell out. I gobbled it up into my mouth and instantly felt satisfied.

“Less than five minutes later, his hot cum was spurting down my throat and I’d broken my resolution.

“I thought I’d had a naughty 2015, but this year was pure filthy.

“I’m not making any resolutions this year, it’s unfair to deprive myself – and blokes would definitely miss my mouth!”