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Trump row MPs are posturing pillocks

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WE are hurtling towards Brexit with apparently nobody at the controls. The nation’s split from top to bottom. Public services are in meltdown. The roads are clogged.

The trains don’t work. We’re maybe months away from getting a mad- eyed Commie and his band of Jew- haters in Number 10. Oh, and it’s f** king freezing. So what do they decide to debate in the House of Commons? Donald Trump’s Twitter account. It’s so f** king embarrassi­ng. As we know, the President of the United States is a fan of Twitter. Like most people on the social media site, he tweets first and thinks afterwards.

Last week he shared a couple of links from the political group Britain First, who are known for their robust manifesto.

Our busy MPs responded to this with a collective fit of the vapours – scrambling to be the loudest critics.

“ME, ME, ME! – I think Trump’s worse than you do!”

Pathetic shower of c** ts.

Tory MP Peter Bone asked PM Teresa May if she could persuade Trump to delete his Twitter account.

In the House of Commons – the Mother of Parliament­s.

Several MPs called for the state visit of Trump to the UK cancelled, with former Labour minister Yvette Cooper saying Britain could not “simply roll out a red carpet and give a platform for the President of the United States” to “sow discord in our communitie­s”. For f** k’s sake! Two years ago we rolled out the red carpet to the president of China – and you’d be hard- pressed to find a more bloodsoake­d regime.

We bend over backwards for the fat be- robed bastards who run Saudi Arabia, pour billions into the coffers of African dictators and turn a blind eye to human rights abuses all over the planet.

But our MPs get excited when Donald Trump gets a bit carried away on social media.

Labour MP Paul Flynn said if Mr Trump should be “charged with inciting racial hatred” if he comes to the UK, a view echoed by fellow Labour MP Naz Shah. F** KING BOLLOCKS! Flynn and Shah’s wages are paid out of our taxes. The pair of twats should be charged with wasting public funds.

MPs should do their f** king jobs – and quit this virtue- signalling arseholery.

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