Arrested Aussie smeared cop van with his own shit

A MAN arrested on drugs and weapons charges wrote “I’ve eaten curry you can choke on that” in his own SHIT inside a police van.

Cops nicked the unnamed 32- year- old after raiding his house in Camden, southwest of Sydney, Australia, and allegedly found cannabis plants growing in the backyard and a rifle in the lounge.

After being put in the police van, he allegedly crapped in his hands and used the faeces to write “fag” on an inside wall.

He then added: “I’ve eaten curry you can choke on that.”

Acting Inspector Shaun Baker said the police vehicle was taken off the road and a specialist cleaner was called in to remove the shitty smears.

“It’s pretty disgusting,” he said.

The man was charged with malicious damage, cultivating and possessing cannabis and possessing an unregistered firearm.