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A WOMAN who I work with is giv­ing me the horn.

I re­cently got mar­ried and my lovely wife is great – but very straight and won’t even wear saucy un­der­wear!

Ev­ery day this bird at the of­fice is jab­ber­ing away about what she did in the sack the night be­fore.

She goes on in great de­tail and doesn’t seem em­bar­rassed to talk about swal­low­ing big cocks, us­ing a vi­bro and tak­ing it up the arse.

The other day I got a boner lis­ten­ing to her dirty talk and she came over and squeezed it un­der my desk.

She said she’ll drag me to the bogs and suck me off next time it hap­pens. What should I do? IF you’re not in­ter­ested in her, tell the bitch to back off and leave you alone. I’VE re­cently be­come trans­fixed by watch­ing the darts on TV and the sight of those hefty chaps twirling the tung­sten makes me wet.

So I went down to the lo­cal pub the other night, when I knew they had a darts match on, to ogle the blokes play­ing.

I ended up get­ting as wet as an ot­ter’s pocket and suck­ing off five of the lads in the car park af­ter their team won.

They only play at home once ev­ery two weeks and I can’t wait that long for my fill.

JS, Ch­ester PUT a darts board up at home and in­vite the team round to yours one night. TG, Devon

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