Sex-mad sisters stalk Ant & Dec Down Under
THEY spend every winter watching minor celebrities feast on kangaroo testicles.
And in the summertime peer into the dark chasm of humanity that is Britain’s Got Talent.
So Ant ’ n’ Dec are well- used to coping with matters that are dark and frightful.
But the Geordie duo may be about to face their greatest terror yet – two sex- crazed stalkers who have vowed to “shag their wee willies off.”
Wanda and Wendy McDonald have travelled from their home in Glasgow to the village of Bonogin, near the Springbrook National Park on Australia’s Gold Coast, where I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! is filmed for ITV.
Orgy
And the lust- addled sisters have just one thing on their minds – a godless orgy with the entertainers.
Speaking on the telephone to Sunday Sport, 56- year- old Wanda rasped: “Them two lovely wee fellas are just sex on legs.
“We’ve been trying to get near to them for a good 10 years now.
“We have always been thwarted by television security guards in the past.
“But now we’ve saved up all our bawbees for the ticket to Australia.
“We’ll come at them from the jungle – so they won’t be able to see us coming.”
The sisters have made no secret of their desire to be scuttled by top telly presenters Ant ’ n’ Dec.
Spunk
They set up a website called We Want Ant ’ n’ Dec’s Spunk, on which they posted a string of nude photos and explicit “fan fiction” in which they detailed their warped sexual fantasies about the pair.
The site has been taken down for legal reasons.
Wendy, 57, slavered: “This is nae teenage crush. We want the cock and, by jinks, we’re going to get it. “Both of them, aye!” Last night I’m A Celeb sources confirmed that camp security guards have been issued with photos of the pair and have been warned to be on the lookout for them.