HITLER WORKS IN HULL KEBAB SHOP
HUNGRY Mike Collins had a REICH nasty shock when he went to get a kebab after a night on the sauce – ADOLF HITLER was working there!
Mike, 42, said: “At first I wasn’t sure if I was seeing things because, to be quite honest, I’d had a skinful as I was celebrating a win on the scratchcards.
“So I took a photo on my phone and the next morning, when I’d sobered up a bit, I had another look and there he was. Hitler. Carving the doner meat and putting seekh kebabs on the grill.”
Needless to say, Mike did not purchase his meaty treat from that particular shop and stumbled off into the night to find an alternative outlet.
Blood
He said: “I can pretty much accept that many people who work in some kebab shops don’t wash their hands after going to the toilet.
“But having my kebab carved by a man with the blood of millions on his hands? No thank you!”
Sunday Sport visited Mr Ali Very Good Tasty Kebab in Hull to try to track down the one- time dictator, who has apparently turned from carving up the geopolitical map of Europe to carving slices of dull- grey meat.
A man who identified himself as the owner, but refused to give his name, seemed confused about our visit, became agitated and ordered us off the premises.
He said: “He no Hitler, he good worker, he my cousin. Good teeth, he piss like horse.”
A dossier of our investigation has now been passed to the International War Crimes Tribunal in The Hague.
Adolf Hitler was an Austrianborn statesman who ruled Germany between 1933 and 1945.
His more- controversial foreign policy decisions have frequently been blamed for the outbreak of the Second World War and he is often mentioned in interviews by former London Mayor Ken Livingstone.