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CLEVER on­line en­tre­pre­neur Stacey Parker reck­ons she’s come up with the per­fect way to make a mint – send­ing jizz- filled CONDOMS in the post.

But she’s not send­ing spunk for any med­i­cal pur­pose – her web­site lets peo­ple send the dirty French let­ters as a prank.

So if your boss pisses you off, your mate shags your mis­sus or your brother bor­rows your car with­out ask­ing, 27- year- old Stacey pro­vides the per­fect re­sponse – for just £ 12.95.

She told “It’s the per­fect prank. There can be noth­ing more dis­gust­ing than re­ceiv­ing a con­dom full of man muck in the post.”

Stacey, from Ed­in­burgh, has a group of 40 vol­un­teers who are ready and wait­ing to fill up a load when­ever they’re re­quired and ex­pects to re­cruit more as the busi­ness ex­pands.

She added: “Ev­ery­thing is ready to go. We’ve reg­is­tered the name and got a web­site.

“All we need to do now is iron out a few le­gal is­sues and find a will­ing courier. will be in busi­ness very soon.

“Just to be clear though, I don’t toss the blokes off or any­thing. I’m a busi­ness­woman.

“They’re all filled by blokes hav­ing a posh wank.

“It’s all above board.” BRAIN­CHILD: Stacey Parker

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