JACOB’S CLEAN KNACKERS!
Brexit MP has ‘cleanest ballbag in Westminster’, claim sources
STUNNA Demi Rose Mawby gave onlookers a double delight as she left a fancy restaurant last night – flashing her amazing cleavage AND her panties!
The 23- year- old Instagram star – who has a whopping 7.8MILLION followers – was seen leaving Sexy Fish restaurant in London after an evening out with friends.
An onlooker said: “I’d love to rub my winkle between those.
“It would make my sticky white wee- wee come out.” TORY Brexit rebel Jacob Rees- Mogg has the best- groomed ballbag in Westminster, it was sensationally claimed last night.
The claim, which has spread like wildfire through the political Establishment, has boosted the 49- year- old’s chances of leading the Conservative Party, according to experts.
One source told Sunday Sport: “Everyone knows that Jacob is always scrupulously clean and perfectly groomed.
“But from what is being said, that grooming continues to his lower private area.
“Someone who saw Jacob in the showers of the House of Commons gym said his hairless scrotum ‘ looked almost polished’.
“They said it was like one of those Roman statues you see in posh houses, like the one that Jacob probably lives in.”
The buffed ballbag claim is a welcome boost for Rees- Mogg who was forced to admit last week that his attempted coup against Theresa May had flopped.
Jacob – who needed to amass 48 letters from back bench Tories calling for a confidence vote in the PM – admitted his plot to oust the Prime Minister has gone “a bit Dad’s Army”.
But he warned he will try again next month. ATTEMPTED COUP: Mr Rees- Mogg ADMIRERS: Commons witnesses claim MP’s scrotum is ‘ polished’
The Brexit MP, who put his own letter in last week, admitted that getting the total of 48 was “showing to be quite difficult.
When asked if the plot had gone “a bit Dad’s Army” he replied “I’ve always admired Captain Mainwaring.”
But he insisted that when it came to the letter total, “patience is a virtue” and reckoning time would come next month.
Our source said: “It’s been a bad week for Jacob but at least he knows everyone admires his lovely ballbag.”
Jacob Rees- Mogg was not available for comment last night as staff said he was counting quails.