A BOOZY gran ac­costed shop­pers near an Aldi store – of­fer­ing ORAL SEX to any­one who could give her a prized Kevin the Car­rot stuffed toy.

Gwen Collins, 57, had promised her grand­kids she’d get them one of this year’s must- have toys but was forced to re­sort to des­per­ate mea­sures af­ter she spunked all her cash on booze.

Par­ents ush­ered their kid­dies to safety in Kirk­caldy, Fife, as Gwen shrieked: “I’ll give yous a blowie for a Kevin the Car­rot… who’ll give me a Kevin for a blowie? And I’ll swal­low the lot.

“I need a Kevin the Car­rot for the weans!”

“Weans” is Scot­tish for “young chil­dren”.

Even­tu­ally, Collins was es­corted to safety and taken home.

Last night, as she posed at home for Sun­day Sport in just her bra, she said: “My daugh­ter said it was my last chance and that if I did­nae lay off the pish, I’d no see the weans again. She said that if I could get them a wee Kevin the Car­rot, I could see them.

“And look at me now, I’ve blown it. I’ll nae see them weans again.”

Back in 2016, Gwen claimed to have been bummed up the arse by space aliens be­hind the Kirk­caldy branch of Farm­foods – a claim that has never been dis­proved by Scot­tish UFO ex­perts.

There were chaotic scenes last week with re­ports of huge queues as peo­ple tried to snap up the sought af­ter toys – lead­ing to “mas­sive scraps and crush­ing”.

Made fa­mous by Aldi’s Christ­mas ad­vert, the col­lec­tion in­cludes Kevin and Katie, their kids Jasper, Chante­nay and a baby.

The most prized toy – a one- me­tre tall cud­dly Kevin – costs £ 19.99 in store and is sold along with smaller £ 3.99 ver­sions of the fam­ily.

A- PEEL­ING: Gwen made a des­per­ate at­tempt to se­cure toys

SOUGHT AF­TER: Kevin the Car­rot

NOSH: The toys Gwen craved

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