LABOUR MP Diane Abbott slams cops for knocking London’s criminals off their getaway mopeds.
If you don’t know what a moped is – it has very little power but makes an irritating noise and was ridden by earnest young men in the 1970s.
And if you don’t know what Diane Abbott is – see above. THE Bank of England says it’s considering putting Margaret Thatcher’s face on the back of the new £ 50 note. That would be a controversial choice after Mrs Thatcher destroyed the manufacturing industry across much of the UK. So hats off to those bighearted bankers for choosing to put her mug on a note that none of us poor f*** ers Up North will ever see.