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LABOUR MP Diane Ab­bott slams cops for knock­ing Lon­don’s crim­i­nals off their get­away mopeds.

If you don’t know what a moped is – it has very lit­tle power but makes an ir­ri­tat­ing noise and was rid­den by earnest young men in the 1970s.

And if you don’t know what Diane Ab­bott is – see above. THE Bank of Eng­land says it’s con­sid­er­ing putting Mar­garet Thatcher’s face on the back of the new £ 50 note. That would be a con­tro­ver­sial choice af­ter Mrs Thatcher de­stroyed the manufacturing in­dus­try across much of the UK. So hats off to those big­hearted bankers for choos­ing to put her mug on a note that none of us poor f*** ers Up North will ever see.

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