Meg gives flash of top teat end
called Siobhan who led him to a reception are where he was presented with a menu book.
In it were pages of puppets and a list of the sex acts they perform – and the price.
‘ Basil Brush’ offered a handjob for £ 50 or a “Bum Bum special” for £ 20.
When asked about the difference, Siobhan sounds of a person crawling under the desk were heard along with the odd squeak.
When the lights went back on ‘ Gordon the Gopher’ appeared and squeaked excitedly before perform a sex act on our reporter which he described as: “Five minutes of furry heaven.”
Three days later a second reporter went to THIS snap of actress Megan Fox is hot enough to give giant robots from outer space a boner!
The 32- year- old babe found fame playing Mikaela Banes in the fighting robot flicks and has since gone on to be one of the most famous women in Hollywood. But to date she has always kept her nipples under wraps – until she attended filming of the TV show In New York.
One fan said: “They may be small but her busters are glorious. She’s the reason transformers was a hit – at least in my underpants!”