GOR­DON THE GO­PHER

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was in his mid- 40s slavered: “I’ve shagged them all. I’ve had a blowjob Sue off of Sooty and Sweep, a three­way with Zig and Zag and Emu from Rod Hull and Emu shagged me up the arse with his beak.

“This is the best place on earth.”

Sun­day Sport has posted the per­vert’s pic­ture on var­i­ous so­cial me­dia sites to pub­li­cise his shame.

When con­fronted, Vel­vet Glove owner, a Bul­gar­ian called Zoltan Bog­navich, said: “We do no harm here.

“All pup­pets clean, very nice.

“No in­fec­tions dis­charge.”

Our files have now been handed over to the rel­e­vant au­thor­i­ties. very or

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