GORDON THE GOPHER
was in his mid- 40s slavered: “I’ve shagged them all. I’ve had a blowjob Sue off of Sooty and Sweep, a threeway with Zig and Zag and Emu from Rod Hull and Emu shagged me up the arse with his beak.
“This is the best place on earth.”
Sunday Sport has posted the pervert’s picture on various social media sites to publicise his shame.
When confronted, Velvet Glove owner, a Bulgarian called Zoltan Bognavich, said: “We do no harm here.
“All puppets clean, very nice.
“No infections discharge.”
Our files have now been handed over to the relevant authorities. very or