DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM? email: [email protected]daysport.co.uk Mail: Agony, Sunday Sport, MacLaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP
MY wife recently caught me shagging her younger sister – just as I was shooting my mess over her boobs.
I love my lass, but if you saw her little sister you’d understand why I couldn’t keep my dick to myself. She’s studying to be a nurse and I just love her uniform. One night, about two weeks after she’d moved in with us, I came home early from work to find her studying on the sofa wearing a tight, white T- shirt and a pair of white panties.
I could see her fanny through her knickers, and her 21- year- old arse cheeks looked good enough to eat. My missus is threatening to leave me but I still love her. What to do?
JW, Bolton THAT’S what you get for thinking with your dick, and not using your brain, you f** king idiot! ON a recent holiday with my boyfriend in the Canaries, we had an argument and he stormed off.
I ended up getting tipsy and getting off with a pretty hotel barmaid – and we went back to her room.
We fell on the bed and began to snog and fondle each other. Her lips were so soft as she explored my mouth with her tongue.
Then she began to rub my pussy and slipped two fingers up and sent me into a furious orgasm. Next we got in the 69 position and brought each other off. Now we’re back home I’d like to try a threesome with my fella and another fit girl – does that sound reasonable? DW, email SURPRISE him – bring a sexy female mate back with you one night. I’m sure he’ll love it! Hello, neighbour. Would you look at my hamster, please. I think he’s unwell Bring him inside… I’ll take a look YOUNG men will find that matronly neighbours will often take a close interest in them.
They will find any spurious reason to “pop round” – in this case, a poorly hamster is the excuse.
While it may amuse some chaps to pork an older lady, have you ever tried to reset a dislocated hip while covered in KY Jelly and fanny batter?