Veggie war gets a bit meaty!
MILITANT meat- eaters have declared war on veggie activists by making fake CARROTS and CABBAGES made out of VEAL and leaving them in greengrocers’!
A spokesman for pro- carnivore group Meat Up! defended the tactic of tricking nutmunchers into picking up and scoffing baby calf meat.
He said: “When veggies start invading steak restaurants and haranguing diners, it’s time to hit back.
“If these pasty-faced, lettuce- sucking vegans want a war, they can have a war. Veal’s perfect – it really upsets the veggies.”