Veg­gie war gets a bit meaty!

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MIL­I­TANT meat- eaters have de­clared war on veg­gie ac­tivists by mak­ing fake CAR­ROTS and CAB­BAGES made out of VEAL and leav­ing them in green­gro­cers’!

A spokesman for pro- car­ni­vore group Meat Up! de­fended the tac­tic of trick­ing nut­munch­ers into pick­ing up and scoff­ing baby calf meat.

He said: “When veggies start in­vad­ing steak restau­rants and ha­rangu­ing din­ers, it’s time to hit back.

“If these pasty-faced, let­tuce- suck­ing ve­g­ans want a war, they can have a war. Veal’s per­fect – it re­ally up­sets the veggies.”

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