MONDAY

UNDER- FIRE Theresa May appears on ITV show This Morning for a cosy chat.

Well, she might as well get used to daytime telly. She’ll be watching plenty of it after the Commons vote on her Brexit deal on Tuesday.

Luckily, the Prime Minister can still feature on ITV even AFTER she gets the boot as party leader. The Jeremy Kyle Show is always on the lookout for unemployed losers with terrible dress sense.