‘Busty’ bust snatched

THIEVES snatched a three- and- a- half foot NAKED WOMAN with “particularly nice breasts” from a house in North Yorkshire.

Raiders entered the house in Gargrave in broad daylight and snatched the bronze statue.

A police spokesperson said: “In particular, we are appealing for information about anyone seen in the area at the time of the incident, or for anyone who saw anything suspicious to get in touch. This may include a vehicle that had a bronze statue in.”

An insider described the statue as having “particularly nice breasts.”