MPs told don’t sh* t on floor!

DIRTY MPs have been told to stop SHITTING on the FLOOR of a parliamentary toilet.

Staff and MPs were sent an email after a spate of messes in men’s toilets in the South Australian Parliament in Adeleide.

Joint Parliamentary Service Committee secretary Rick Crump sent the missive, berating the mystery culprit.

He said: “These toilets are used by members of the public and to encounter an environment like that surely leaves a very distasteful and lasting impression.”