Guinea pig sex perv hunted
A MAN spotted shagging a guinea pig in a shopping centre car park will get a “sound kicking” when cops catch up with him, authorities said last night.
Witnesses claim the man bought the South American rodent from a branch of PetSmart in Frederick, Maryland, and took it out to his car – where he bummed it.
The alarm was raised when the sickening act was seen by several children who began “screaming loudly”.
The guinea pig- violating beast dropped the startled animal – who is now being cared for – out of his car window and drove off when local security staff approached.
A police spokesman said: “We done got a description of him. It’s only a matter of time before we catch up with him and he gets a sound kicking by deputies!”