Locals pissed off by postbox fiend

ROYAL Mail bosses were forced to seal up a postbox after a filthy fiend kept dropping bags of PISS into it.

The disgusting act has occurred three times at the postbox in Lichfield, Staffs, proving “intolerable” for posties and leaving residents and businesses without a place to post their letters.

The postbox has now been reopened to help deal with the Christmas rush but Mail chiefs have warned if there’s any more piss, it’ll be sealed again.

One inconvenienced local complained: “No- one wants the Christmas cards they send to reek of piss. I suppose we should be grateful he’s not shitting in it as well.”