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THE clas­sic World War Two sub­ma­rine thriller Das Boot is to be re­made with a fe­male cast, it is re­vealed.

The plot will be ex­actly the same apart from the tense scenes in which the crew must re­main per­fectly silent for min­utes at a time – be­cause you can only stretch peo­ple’s imag­i­na­tions so far.

Oh yeah, and good luck get­ting 20 women to wear a roll­neck sweater without com­plain­ing that it makes their face look fat.

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