(…and yes, he takes it up the Arsene!)

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BALLS IN THE AIR: Suc­cess­ful looka­like Pete tempts pun­ters HARD TACKLE: Pete has to sell his to tranny lovers sim­ply to make ends meet Spurs fans who fan­cied the idea of bum­ming Arsene Wenger up the arse while spit­ting abuse. I just grit­ted my teeth and thought of the money.”

Pete said that an­other few months leas­ing his arse as an Arsene Wenger looka­like should al­low him to clear his debts and get a straight job, maybe at B& Q.

But he’s speak­ing out to warn oth­ers that the looka­like life is not plain sail­ing.

He said: “Any­thing can hap­pen. I know one man who was a Rolf Har­ris looka­like. His trade dis­ap­peared overnight and he was abused in the street by peo­ple who mis­took him for the real thing.

“Ended up dead in a bed­sit eaten by his own cats. That, my friends, can be the re­al­ity of the looka­like game.” WIN­NER AND LOSER: Arsene ( and Pete Stoate PER­SON­ALLY, I don’t think there’s in­tel­li­gent life on other plan­ets. Why should other plan­ets be dif­fer­ent than this one? – Bob Monkhouse

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