Did William spunk over Meghan’s panties?
ROYAL UNDRESS: Meghan’s sizzling strip in TV drama ROYAL CHILL: Kate and Meghan’s ‘ frosty’ encounter THE feud between Princess Kate and Meghan Markle was sparked by Prince William WANKING over his sister- in- law’s knickers.
That extraordinary claim has been made by a body- language expert who has been studying the young Royals since Christmas Day.
Kansas- born Franklin Goole says the “substantial frostiness” between the princesses can be explained by Kate, 36, catching Wills having one over the thumb while watching Meghan, 37, in her drawers in the TV series Suits.
Franklin EXCLUSIVELY told Sunday Sport: “In one episode of Suits, Meghan strips down to her undies.
“That scene explains the chill in relations between the Cambridges and the Sussexes.
“William was almost certainly watching that particular episode of Suits – maybe on his laptop in his private office – and Meghan appears on screen in her undies.
“William decides to have a wank, almost certainly reaches completion, Kate catches him wiping his dick on the royal curtains, blows a gasket and – hey presto – you have a big, old- fashioned royal family feud on your hands.
“The ironic thing is, poor Meghan will have no idea why Kate is so angry.
“It’s rather unfair for Kate to blame Meghan for William having a wank but, hey, that’s women for you.”
Rumours of a royal rift between the women began swirling after it emerged that Meghan and Harry will move away from Kensington Palace to make their home in Windsor, 25 miles away from Kate and William.
There were claims that Kate broke down in tears after Princess Charlotte’s bridesmaid’s dress fitting, ahead of Meghan and Harry’s wedding in May, as well as suggestions the pair had clashed over staff.
And just weeks ago, sources claimed Meghan was ‘ fed up’ of not being able to ‘ stand up for herself’ as the demands of royal protocol dictate she keeps a dignified silence amid rumours of tension between the sisters- in- law.
Last week, though, it was reported Kate and Meghan had managed to put any differences aside in the spirit of Christmas.
The sisters- in- law are said to have enjoyed a game of Scrabble together on the big day.
One courtier said: “We were rather disappointed as we had been looking forward to a Dynasty- style bitchfight.”