NONCES WITH AT­TI­TUDE MU­SI­CAL HITS HOL­LY­WOOD

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THE story of a sick troupe of Dutch PAEDO rap­pers is to be made into a MU­SI­CAL by a warped con­sor­tium of Hol­ly­wood pro­duc­ers.

Nonces With At­ti­tude formed in Am­s­ter­dam in 2009 and since then their hard­core bitch­ing back­beats about sniff­ing bike seats and watch­ing nip­pers in the park have re­volted au­di­ences world­wide.

At­tempts to ban them have fallen foul of “free speech” rules im­posed by the hated Euro­pean Union, and their fame has now crossed the At­lantic.

It seems some sec­tions of Amer­i­can so­ci­ety have fallen for the sin­is­ter blath­er­ings of Ernst De Zilder, 29, Robert Van Der Klubbe, 27, and ring­leader Henry De Oest, 39.

And now there are moves to fi­nance a movie about the trio, fea­tur­ing their hits Ba­nanas Green, All Grown Up, Our Lit­tle Se­cret and Sssh! Don’t Tell.

A source close to the con­sor­tium said: “After the suc­cess of La- La Land, all of Hol­ly­wood is look­ing for the next big mu­si­cal. Nonces With At­ti­tude are huge on the West Coast Ironic Pop scene at the mo­ment and some­one de­cided they would make a great mu­si­cal. SHOCK­ERS: De Zilder, Van Der Klubbe and De Oest

“It’s ob­vi­ously a bit con­tro­ver­sial so de­tails are be­ing kept quiet at the mo­ment. I imag­ine they’ll want Ro­man Polan­ski to di­rect but he can’t come to the US, on ac­count of him be­ing a nonce him­self. They may film it in Europe.”

Last night, De Oest was tightlipped about the pro­ject.

He said: “There are irons in the fire. That’s all I can say. My, you have a pretty mouth…”

Terry Furey, founder of anti­nonce group Hey Paedo! Leave Those Kids Alone, said: “It makes my blood boil.”

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