G PUB QUIZ!

Sunday Sport - - BRAIN BUSTERS -

HOW much of the foot­ball failed to cross the line for Liver­pool when Man City de­fender John Stones hooked it to safety in last week’s Premier League clash? a) 11mm b) 22mm c) 33mm d) None – it was clearly over the line what­ever the goal- line tech­nol­ogy says WHAT was the nick­name given to the pub­lic toi­lets put up for Lon­don bus driv­ers to use? a) Shitty Shut­tle b) Piss stop c) Tur­dis d) The Drive- poo WHICH celebrity chef is set to be­come a dad again for the fifth time? a) Jamie Oliver b) James Martin c) Gor­don Ram­say d) Gino d’Acampo WHAT about for­mer Eng­land and Liver­pool star Michael Owen most ir­ri­tates his wife Louise, ac­cord­ing to him? a) His small cock b) His big cock c) His stinky cheese d) His voice WHY has Cris­tiano Ron­aldo’s statue at his ho­tel in Fun­chal, Madeira, had to be re­touched? a) Women ( and some men) keep rub­bing his bulging cock b) He no­ticed his hair wasn’t right c) Peo­ple have chipped bits off as sou­venirs d) It looks noth­ing like him HOW many PDC world darts ti­tles has Michael van Ger­wen now won? a) Three b) Four c) Five d) Six WHICH for­mer

star was tar­geted twice by aliens, ac­cord­ing to a UFO ex­pert? a) Betty Driver b) Julie Goodyear c) Anne Kirk­bride d) Doris Speed WHICH sit­com stars’ TV re­union was slammed by fans on so­cial me­dia? a) Friends b) Red Dwarf c) Fa­ther Ted d) The In­be­tween­ers WHICH film star paid £ 13.3mil­lion for a new apart­ment last week? a) Matt Da­mon b) Steve Carell c) Hugh Grant d) Ge­orge Clooney THIS jum­bled- up rude word would leave Count­down’s Rachel Ri­ley with a face red­der than an em­bar­rassed tomato. Can you work out what it is? WHO knocked Brit Andy Mur­ray out of the Bris­bane In­ter­na­tional ten­nis tour­na­ment last week? a) Nick Kyr­gios b) Rafael Nadal c) Daniil Medvedev d) Cliff Richard WHAT did Katie Price buy for £ 1,000 over Christ­mas as a “present to her­self”? a) A new bra b) A puppy c) A horse d) A night with a male es­cort WHICH Aus­tralian Big Bash League T20 side does Eng­land cap­tain Joe Root play for? a) Ade­laide Strik­ers b) Syd­ney Thun­der c) Syd­ney Six­ers d) Perth Scorchers

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