DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM? email: [email protected]daysport.co.uk Mail: Agony, Sunday Sport, 860 Chester Road, Stretford, Manchester M32 0QJ
I AM a 27- year- old guy, not too bad looking, even if I say so myself, but I find it hard to chat up women since I split with my ex two years ago.
I haven’t got out much and spend a lot of time on my laptop. I recently met a gorgeous girl on Facebook, but she lives in Russia. We’ve been chatting online quite a bit and really get on like a house on fire.
Now she wants to visit me in the UK but needs me to send her money for a plane ticket.
My friends all think she is a con artist but I can’t believe it – and she looks so hot, too.
What do you reckon? MD, Glasgow SORRY but your pals are very likely right. Try to meet someone nearer home, and play it safe. DIGESTIVE and bourbon, wafer and mint layers! Cover it in chocolate and sell it half- price.
Yes it’s me, your highly- sexually charged biscuit factory operative. What a whirlwind few months it’s been since I last wrote to you. The factory’s churning ’ em out and it seems like the whole world’s chomping on a packet.
And that can only mean one thing – the factory girls are moist for action. I’m dipping my jammy dodger in one of the new birds.
She’s young but she knows what she’s doing. Only yesterday I had her up against a stack of family allsorts. So all’s well, but is a biscuit with marshmallow on it a cake? Promise me you’ll think about it. ER... Ok, I will. Hey, don’t move. There’s something up your ass, darling. Really? What? RW, East Susscx