Manners maketh … the only survivor of ‘Alexa Armageddon’

Is being polite to Alexa a sign of weakness? futures, I have a certain trepidation when it comes to employing new technology. For most people that trepidation is a fear of being unable to master what we’re told is a time-saving and efficient addition to our lives. My fear is more basic. What if they turn on us?

Which brings me back to my original question. Is being polite to Alexa a sign of weakness?

While I’m new to the etiquette of talking to machines, I’ve noticed that I’m the only one who throws in please and thank you!

Everyone else barks out their demands, while I timidly make requests.

“Alexa, can you play Belgian house music, please?”

When she deigns to deliver on my request, I have been known to respond with an overly pleased “that’s great, thanks.”

There are, of course, genuine concerns about these devices. Like Facebook and Apple technologies they Hoover up our data, sifting out the wallet-opening words and pictures to throw back at us at a later date.

Or, in the case of Huawei, trawling through our every utterance to report back to the Communist Party intelligence services.

“Hmm, Mr Ord has ditched Gregorian Chants for the upbeat hints of techno within Belgian house music, the Emperor will be most interested…”

My concern is more visceral. You enter into conversation with machines and it’s only a matter of time before they get your measure.

Okay, so you think it’s dumb that I’m overly friendly and cringe-inducingly polite to an inanimate round box of wires. But, better safe than sorry, I say.

When you wake up in the middle of the night with an electric flex tightening round your throat and an angry and now sentient Alexa box demanding that YOU switch on your own blinking radio, don’t say I didn't warn you.

"Alexa, don't kill me, please...”