Please help poor MPs!

I would like to make an appeal on behalf of our trustworthy but poor MPs. Some are in real need and are unable to survive on a basic salary of just £81,932.

Many have had to take on 2nd and 3rd jobs just to make ends meet like Simon Grayling, more affectionately know as "Failing Grayling", who has to work 7 hours a week for the paltry sum of £100,000 per annum.

Unable to find a 3rd job he has had to send out his wife Susan to work as his office manager but, luckily, the British taxpayer will cover her £40,000 salary. We wish them well.

Also, spare a thought for David Davis who has to work a gruelling 30 minutes a week for a meagre £60,000.

Then there is Fiona Bruce who is forced to work as a consultant, sometimes earning just £11,740 per hour just to pay the bills on her portfolio of 10 residential

and commercial properties she owns.

Probably the one most in need of our support is Andrew Mitchell. This poor soul has had to take on no less than 9 part-time jobs just to scrape together another £200,000 so he can feed his family.

Sadly, these four MPs don't qualify for Universal Credit or free school meals. This can not go on.

For a donation of just £12,000, you will be offered a multi-million pound Government contract as a welcoming gift.

On behalf of all MPs, thank you.

By the way, all four MPs voted against a motion put forward by the Labour party which called for free school meals to be extended over school holidays until Easter 2021.

All four MPs take advantage of low-cost meals in the Houses of Parliament which are subsidised to the tune of £2.6 million. David Byrne, Pallion