At least show better repeats - The Wombles could save us all
Ican no longer hold back on perhaps the most troubling issue of 2021. It has become simply intolerable, so I’ll just come out with it. I can’t stand Bargain Hunt. Controversial, but I’ve said it now.
In the unlikely event of anyone being unfamiliar with the programme the premise is that; first, two couples are given either blue or red jackets. The show has been on since 2000, therefore the number of sweaty oxters which have by now inhabited the jackets doesn’t bear thinking about.
Each couple is given £300 to spend on “antiques”. This usually means a couple of spoons for a tenner, later sold at auction for six, thus incurring a loss of four quid. It’s that exciting.
The cash would be better invested in an antique pub on antique beer, followed by an antique fish lot with the change given to charity. It would make better television too. But no, they have to go through all this tedious rigmarole before the show mercifully ends, with all involved linking arms and performing an excruciating high kick. “Yes!”
Apologies to anyone who enjoys it, but for me it epitomises everything wrong with major channel scheduling during lockdown. Circumstances dictate they currently have to show more repeats than normal, but this necessity only partially absolves them.
Home entertainment is more important than ever with potential mental health benefits. Not everyone has Netflix or is technosavvy, which is compounded by bookshops and libraries being shut.
All of the umpteen episodes of Bargain Hunt broadcast this week are repeats, none of which you ever heard being discussed by friends. This suggests a lack of imagination from the schedulers.
The same applies with old shows that people actually like. The popularity of Dad’s Army, Blackadder and Father Ted is enduring, but is any television show so good it can withstand such near-permanent repetition?
Why not show stuff we rarely see like (and I’m being serious) The Wombles; a guaranteed cheer-up and preferably just before the early evening news for added nostalgia?
Or Casanova, I Claudius, Tutti-Frutti, Scully, Brideshead Revisited, Just William, the test card. Thirty year-old episodes of Have I Got News For You would be fascinating to re-watch.
There’s loads. As always your suggestions are appreciated and as good as mine. Just don’t suggest Bargain Hunt.