George Clarke’s Remarkable Renovations –

Wednesday, C4, 9pm

The charity organisation

Crisis estimates that around 200,000 people are homeless in the UK. Something to think about while George Clarke returns with yet another phalanx of upwardly mobile visionaries who just can’t wait to renovate abandoned buildings. The latest series kicks off with Richard and Sarah, who have

bought a Grade II listed bank for £50,000. Richard and

Sarah – who come across as a pair of oblivious middleaged hipsters – convert a massive 19th-century safe into a luxurious pantry. They also melt down a chunky safe door and remould it into a freestanding bath. Clarke, as always, oversees proceedings in the manner of a slightly

bemused yet earnest child.