Who said it?

“There are no quick fixes but this new arrangement will mean we can significantly increase the number of French gendarmes patrolling the beaches in northern France and ensure UK and French officers are working hand in hand to stop the people smugglers” - Home Secretary Suella Braverman as the UK Government signed a fresh multi-million-pound deal with France in a bid to curb Channel crossings.

“Utterly beyond comprehension that someone would vandalise a war memorial on Remembrance Day, sickening and disgraceful. I hope those responsible are identified and brought to justice”

- First Minister Nicola Sturgeon condemns vandals who torched wreaths left at the war memorial in Edinburgh.

“To ensure continued efficiency of public business when I am unavailable such as while I am undertaking official duties overseas, I confirm that I would be most content, should Parliament see fit, for the number of people who may be called upon to act as counsellors of state under the terms of the Regency Acts 1937 to 1953 to be increased to include my sister and brother, the Princess Royal and the Earl of Wessex and Forfar, both of whom have previously undertaken this role”

A message from the King read to the House of Lords asking to increase the number of counsellors of state.

“Thank you. A very large accolade that I will now shoulder for the rest of my life, or until Ed Sheeran releases his next album” - Lewis Capaldi after his song Someone You Loved overtook Ed Sheeran’s track Shape Of You to become the UK’S most streamed song of all time.