Tatties in a 56lb sack
Wilma Robertson, of Forfar, has written the following poem about the possible consequences of Brexit: “When we leave Europe Will we get our measurements back Cause I like ma tatties
In a 56lb sack.
I liked my milk in pints The way men like their beer And petrol sold by the gallon Wasn’t quite as dear.
And when I tell my grandson They’ve grown another foot I don’t want them asking mum For a third football boot.”