Take a seat

The Courier & Advertiser (Fife Edition) - - COMMENT -

A Fife reader tells the story of a man who went to a Ham­p­den Park cup fi­nal. He spot­ted an empty seat with a good view and asked if there was any­one sit­ting there. The man in the next seat said to go ahead and sit down.

He then ex­plained that the seat was his wife’s, but that she had died. The vis­i­tor asked if none of his friends had wanted to have the seat.

“Ach no,” the man replied. “They’re a’ awa’ tae the funeral.”

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