The top 15 jokes from the Fringe ...

1. “My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart.” – Masai Graham

2. “Why is it old people say ‘there’s no place like home’, yet when you put them in one ...” – Stuart Mitchell

3. “I’ve been happily married for four years – out of a total of 10.” – Mark Watson

4. “Apparently one in three Britons are conceived in an Ikea bed, which is mad because those places are really well lit.” – Mark Smith

5. “I went to a pub quiz in Liverpool, had a few drinks so wasn’t much use. Just for a laugh I wrote The Beatles or Steven Gerrard for every answer ... came second.” – Will Duggan

6. “Brexit is a terrible name, sounds like cereal you eat when you are constipated.” – Tiff Stevenson

7. “I often confuse Americans and Canadians – by using long words.” – Gary Delaney

8. “Why is Henry’s wife covered in tooth marks? Because he’s Tudor.” – Adele Cliff

9. “Don’t you hate it when people assume you’re rich because you sound posh and went to private school and have loads of money?” – Annie McGrath

10. “Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy, I hear you ask.” – Jordan Brookes

11. “Hilary Clinton has shown that any woman can be president, as long as your husband did it first.” – Michelle Wolf

12. “I spotted a Marmite van on the motorway. It was heading yeastbound.” – Roger Swift

13. “Back in the day, Instagram just meant a really efficient drug dealer.” – Arthur Smith 14. “I’ll tell you what’s unnatural in the eyes of God. Contact lenses.” – Zoe Lyons

15. “Elton John hates ordering Chinese food. Soya seems to be the hardest word.” – Phil Nicol.