The Courier & Advertiser (Perth and Perthshire Edition)
Dangerous riposte
“My wife, who is fond of Marmite, told me: ‘It says here in the paper that Marmite helps protect you against dementia’,” writes a Craigie regular.
“I was unwise enough to reply: ‘Well, it doesn’t seem to have worked with you.’
“I have been on bread and water in the doghouse ever since.”