Horoscopes

ARIES (March 21st-April 20th)

No one except you can decide to change your life. Sit down and picture where you see yourself in five years’ time. Plan the first step now. Ring me so I can help you look ahead. 0904 020 2170

TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st)

Work you did for others seems to have been met with very little appreciation. Thank yous are on the way; they just have other stuff to deal with. Call for an imminent work change. 0904 020 2171

GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st)

Someone you were hoping to hear from does not seem to have been able to make contact with you, but what is wrong with you making the next move? Ring to find out how. 0904 020 2172

CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd)

Rumours are unlikely to have any truth behind them. Go to the source to ensure you have got all and not just half the story. Ring now to hear how romance and white lies suddenly seem appealing. 0904 020 2173

LEO (July 24th-August 23rd)

Always be a first-rate version of yourself and not a second-rate version of someone else. It’s the only way you’ll live your life to the full. Travel is well starred. Ring to hear more. 0904 020 2174

VIRGO (August 24th-September 23rd)

There is a dreamy feeling to your chart, as if you are following your destiny. Don’t listen to what friends try to tell you. If you wanted the same as them and they the same as you, life would be a boring place to be. Ring for an unusual love forecast. 0904 020 2175

LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd)

Follow your own star and not just what others are trying to force you into. It will make you far happier in the long run, trust me. Ring so I can give you self-confidence. 0904 020 2176

SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd)

Friends are making it hard for you to be honest with them about what’s going on in your life. We can’t live others’ lives for them but we can support them no matter how alternative their wishes. Real friends would know this. Call for insight. 0904 020 2177

SAGITTARIUS (November 23rd-December 21st)

Are you happy with where you are in your life, Sagittarius? Because if you aren’t you can and should change it. You may have to put someone’s nose out of joint but in the long run it will make everyone feel more at peace. Ring to reveal all. 0904 020 2178

CAPRICORN (December 22nd-January 20th)

Work you do on the home or money you spend on the abode this month and entering April may seem like a waste but is one of your best investments. Phone conversations and the written word on paper prove this. Ring for the gift of patience. 0904 020 2179

AQUARIUS (January 21st-February 19th)

Someone you want to see and spend more time with seems to be playing hard to get. What you do not realise yet, but soon will, is that they are tying up some important loose ends in order to give you more time. Ring so I can explain in full. 0904 020 2180

PISCES (February 20th-March 20th)

If you can focus on what needs to be done rather than what others are trying to push you into then you’d be a happier Pisces. Ring now for a sense of purpose. 0904 020 2181

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