My woke world
Titania McGrath: No babies, no more Nazis
A recent article in British Vogue posed the question: “Is having a baby in 2021 pure environmental vandalism?” The answer seems obvious to me, given that babies are responsible for 90 per cent of all the world’s carbon emissions. (That’s probably the case anyway; I haven’t really looked into it.)
Forced sterilisation is often frowned upon, but the truth is that most of our current problems have arisen from human beings and their tendency to reproduce. Take toxic masculinity. If we were simply to sterilise all males at birth, toxic masculinity would be eliminated within five or six generations
Those who argue for the so-called “continuation of the human race” are missing two key points. First, until we close the gender pregnancy gap, women will be bearing most of the burden. Second, given the fact that fascism is unknown in the animal kingdom, is the human race worth preserving at all? I’ve never heard of a badger committing a xenophobic microaggression.
Apparently the majority of pregnancies are a result of intercourse between a man and a woman, which is outrageous given that all heterosexual sex is a form of rape. Recently I ran a workshop for 6-year-olds to teach them about how Peppa Pig is actually a white supremacist, and I took great pleasure in reminding them that all of their parents are rapists.
Besides, traditional pregnancy is so outdated. I know a transblack gender fluid drag queen who got
pregnant with non-binary twins in their female testes by lesbian sperm donated by a sapiosexual demiqueer horse fetishist. That strikes me as a far more dignified wat to come into world
And consider this: all of the worst people in history were once babies. Science has given us many things — air conditioning, tanning salons, gravity, etc — so why is it that they haven’t found a way to engineer children that have the correct opinions? Why are straight white males still being born at all? If we could just come up with a system of selective breeding that weeds out the problematic and the unwoke, there would be no more Nazis.