KINDERGARTEN COP

1990 ITV, 1.30pm

Arnold Schwarzenegger took another rest from blowing things up and coining immortal catchphrases to team up again with Twins director

Ivan Reitman for this goofy action comedy. He plays a stern police chief who poses as a schoolteacher to help snare a drug lord (Richard Tyson). The plot is flimsy, the sentiments mushy – but seeing the towering action hero run ragged by hyperactive five-yearolds is priceless.