Here’s how to do it

Give them a dress code – tie-dye tops, cut-offs and wellies for lockdown festival chic – but supply blankets as well.

Get the decor right with hay bales from the local farmer and jam jars filled with candles.

Serve up Glastonburystyle chunky burgers wrapped in greaseproof paper.

Get the sounds sorted. According to whathifi.com the portable Bluetooth speaker JBL Flip 5 is the budget buy. It’s on sale at Robert Dyas reduced from £119.99 to £69.99.

Warn the neighbours.

Give the kids some space.