Not to be mistaken for a month-long celebration of the Farah, Movember’s call for moustaches to raise awareness of men’s health issues is back to make male slovenliness feel like a socially conscious, sensitive act once again. Besides, it has become a wonderful time to relish our primal growth and faunt it like it’s stone-age fashion week. What other month offers such an unabashed celebration of masculinity? Febru-hairy? Ape-ril? Black and Deck-ember? The calendar is ours for the taking, gentlemen. We need only to can our razors and set the beast free.