Blow me down
1. Donald Trump has taped his tie ends together and rigidly waxed his hair down, but still gets a taste of his own blowhard medicine. 2. The Duchess of Cornwall has little to fear from a gust of wind after withstanding years of her husband’s hot air. 3. With her personal assistant busy on Snapchat, Suki Waterhouse had no option but to venture into high winds to get her morning blow-dry.
A funny bunch
4. Gerry Adams, clutching a colourful bouquet, looks like a bride on her wedding day. So much for disliking union. 5. Verdant stalks… An aeroplane pose… We can’t work out what Stephen Mangan is trying to communicate, but we suddenly want to watch him in Green Wing. 6. His nose stuck to a bunch of daffodils laced with a prankster’s superglue, the Prince of Wales vows to have corporal punishment reintroduced.
Now of course – of course! – climate change is t he creeping menace that will one day en gulf us all, inundating Mar-a-Lago (would t hat be so bad ?), trashing our ecosystems( english vineyards, anyone ?), and springing spring on us weeks earlier than we’re used to. Although, can we really beg r udge climate change a few early flowe rings, the chance to leave a coat on t he peg? for the signs of spring are here, from daffodils to daffy weather. so fire up the 4x4 ,invest in shell, and enjoy watching ever yone else brave the elements. —
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