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On Wayne Rooney: ‘He looks like a f—ing bal­loon with a f—ing Weetabix crushed on top. He’s bet­ter off as a skin­head, isn’t he?’ On Mum­ford & Sons: ‘I’m sure they’re all nice lads but that’s not for me. They look like f—ing Amish peo­ple. I need mu­sic to be a bit more sexy and played by peo­ple who look a bit f—ing dan­ger­ous.’ ‘Noel Gal­lagher, Rus­sell Brand, f—ing hell… what a pair of old house­wives.’ ‘You see pic­tures of Bono run­ning around LA with his lit­tle white legs and a bot­tle of Volvic and he looks like a fanny.’ ‘I’ve mel­lowed, but not in the sense of lik­ing Ra­dio­head or Cold­play.’ ‘There`s Elvis and me. I couldn’t say which of the two is the best.’

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