Oc­to­ber 2029

The Daily Telegraph - Telegraph Magazine - - Just Williams - — Guy Kelly

The Lon­don rewil­d­ing doesn’t go as planned. There’s a spell­ing mis­take on leaflets urg­ing Brits to ‘find their in­ner nat­u­ral­ist’, re­sult­ing in naked peo­ple all over the cap­i­tal. Then the de­ci­sion to give Trafal­gar Square over to a fu­ri­ous go­rilla plays havoc with traf­fic, whales clog the Thames at Char­ing Cross, and there’s wide­spread fury when Home Sec­re­tary Wil­liam Sitwell ‘ac­ci­den­tally’ har­poons a ve­gan while can­vass­ing in Hack­ney. ‘Oh, here we go again,’ he sighs. ‘It was a lit­tle joke har­poon. Bit of ban­ter, like we used to do. Pop­u­la­tion con­trol, I call it. Jakey will un­der­stand.’

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